The only thing good about the NBA is that it's not the WNBA.

How many times while watching a basketball game have you seen this?:




and how many times while watching hockey have you seen this?:



or this...




besides the fact that watching basketball is the equivalent to watching intermediate drama club act out a childbirth...it should also be noted that the only time basketball players stop acting like fairies is when they take a break to punch a fan.

basketball players are so tough that rather than fighting each other, they just run up into the stands and punch the town drunk. not that people who pay to see basketball don't deserve to get punched, but come on guys, admit it. your sport is boring.



talk about giving back to the fans. look...there's even a TCG (Typical College Guy) off to the left watching his friend get popped by a famous sports icon.

If you still aren't convinced...here's a simple breakdown:

In Basketball...when a player flops on the ground to draw a penalty...his teammates help him up and pat him on the back

In Hockey...when a player flops on the ground to draw a penalty...he gets the penalty...2 minutes for diving...aka...2 minutes for "basketball-like conduct"