I could kill you AND save money.

So I think by now it's a pretty well known fact that people who invest in Karate lessons are forced to live their lives with a constant desire for something to go terribly wrong, in which case it would be necessary to unleash the Karate skills that have been rendered useless all the years prior.

Of course there is always the Clever Karate Response (CKR), "It gives me confidence knowing that I am prepared."

but does it really? honestly? because criminals don't have guns right? oh wait they do. Oh wait but you can kick really high...you could probably knock that sucker right out of his hand. Oh wait...he's not within the 2 feet range.

I see a T-Chart coming on:



So there you have it. My Microsoft Paint skills (Start>Accessories>Paint) once again prove a valid point.

So for all you Karate gurus out there waiting for your big opportunity to save the day with self defense...just make sure you first take into account the following:

*Does the criminal have a weapon? (If yes...you lose)
*Is he within 2 feet? (If no...you lose...if yes...you most likely still lose)


Don't let probability stop you from doing what you love though...