I really don't feel like sacrificing potential nap time (PNT) just to write down some times new roman style thoughts, but I think the world needs to know in a few short words how good of a fly swatter I am:
-Incredible
-Revolutionary
-Swift
-Always in the ready position
-Reads defenses well
-Various attack strategies
-etc.
Hopefully those words will help you grasp how accurate a fly swatter I am. Please note that I am writing this coming off of a flawless week. Here is the statistical breakdown:
Flies spotted: 3
Flies swatted: 3
Attempts: 3
Accuracy: 100%
Dinners ruined: 0
Sympathy shown: 0%
Flies funerals attended: 0
Swatters beverage of choice: Surge
...you do the math, I own flies.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
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So me and jason were sitting here and we decided to read your blog. Probably one of the funniest blogs I've read ever. Kudos to you David for writing the best blog ever. Me and Jason couldn't stop laughing once we got to the statistics. Now do me a favor and check out my awesome blog about THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME. With pictures and everything. Check it out all of you.
here is my favorite part of this blog.
-etc.
that made me laugh.
you're funny, i laughed, good job.
Tonight at dinner there was a fly on my friend's plate.
Thought #1: Too bad David Hughes isn't here.
thats why there are all those fly swatters in your kitchen
and why your mom is always so happy
can you kill them without a swatter....or better yet...karate kid style with chopsticks?
dear wendy,
yes...
...and yes
-david
Dear David,
You're Soooooo funny. blah blah blah. you're mouth.
Anywhozzle,
TTYL
Hey homerun king-
If you were to somehow lose your fly swatter - are you man enough to use your bare hand?
Pogue
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